Ok So theres this Wise man And This Normal Man...The man walked up to the wise old man and said "Hey old man I sure am Hungry"the old wise man took a minute and said "Well go get you something to eat!"...He said "ok" then he left. Now its about 4 and half months later and The Wise Old Man is still at the same spot four months. The Same guy ended up coming, back but this time he looked a whole lot different it looked like he had lost alot of weight and just looked plain sickly..So the wise man asked "What happened? I havnt seen you in like 4 and half months are you ok"....He Lazily replied " im so tired and hungry i can barely make it to work man!"..Help!...The Wise man said "Well i thought when i told you to get something to eat you got yourself something to eat, did it not nourish you?"..the guy replied back.."Nourish me? please i cant Cook!.. I've been eating those Ramen Noodles for about four and half months now! I've lost so much weight i don't know what to do and then 'im tired all the time.Thats when the wise man interrupted him and said "You cant cook!"...then all of sudden burst into laughter. The man replied "Why are you laughing i'm serious this is not a laughing matter!"..The wise old man suddenly became very serious.. He said "Why didnt you just say so from the beginning... here take this. It's a Cook Book! been in my Family or years you can have it, it has plenty of delicious recipes that i know you'll enjoy just read and follow the directions then you be all set...and oh in the back of the book there's coupon codes that you can use to purchase some of those items you'll need to prepare your meals....The Guy almost straight passed out from the shock!..." u mean to tell me you had a cook book the whole time! Are you Serious"..The Wise man replied  "Yes...you see if you would have gotten over your Ego/Man pride you would have asked for "Real" help along time ago. i never left my post you could have easily asked me more questions but instead you rushed off without properly weighing your position and probably saying to yourself...cooking is nothing everyone else does it so how hard can it really be!...You knew all along you didnt have the slightest clue on how to cook or what ingredients to use, yet you still would'nt ask for help..it took for you to put yourself in an almost near death situation to realize that you've been a slave to your own ego/man pride the whole time thus carrying u further and further on your downhill path into the darkness of ignorance... into soul starvation and misdirection... you really needed help and thats why we crossed paths again...and i just so happen to be carrying a sack full of Cook Books! that has been in my family ma for many years!.........PS: Books Are on sale at This Website also...Enjoy!


WBV to All.......Kv

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Comment by Emma on June 30, 2011 at 9:19am

funny :) true. 


i love irony

Comment by Kv_Three_O_Five on June 29, 2011 at 11:11am
Thanks I appreciate you guys for taking the time out to read it..it's just a lil Conscious Humor more to come....Wbv to all
Comment by John Bernard Quintana on June 29, 2011 at 8:32am
very cool
Comment by Raymond Gene Key on June 29, 2011 at 3:06am
that was very entertaining ,thanks for that


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